DON'T FEED THE DEER Yard Sign

If you feed the deer,

You might as well put your yard up on yelp as Grandma's roses and Mom's garden becomes a deer's version of a Michelin-star feast. And they’re shitty tippers on top of that, plopping putrid, parasite-filled, pebble poops piled perfectly on practically everything.

Like a line at an In-N-Out drive-thru, deer will hang out in neighborhoods that feed them, loitering in the streets. The longer they stay the more territorial they become, bulling little yorkies and threatening to beat up the neighborhood kids with their nasty hooves and antlers.
They'll become so dependent on handouts they'll lose their drive to find natural food. Instead they’ll start to panhandle at every corner and run in front of every car road they can.
The longer these 4 legged petri dishes hang out with their ticks, fleas, parasites, lyme, wasting disease, covid— the more likely you’ll get visitations from cougars and bears in the neighborhood, not the cuddly kind either.
So if this all sounds peachy to you, then go ahead an feed the deer,
turn the neighborhood into a deer-filled circus. It's the perfect recipe for subtle mayhem and pissing off your neighborhood.
Here’s a YouTube video to help you fix your fence. You’re going to need it.

.: Material: 4mm thick corrugated plastic
.: Includes an aluminum stake (10" x 30" (25.4 x 76.2 cm)