Don't Feed The Deer T-shirt

If you feed the deer,

You might as well put your yard up on yelp as Grandma's roses and mom's garden becomes a deer's version of a Michelin-starred feast. (And they don't tip)

Like a line at an In-N-Out drive-thru, deer will hang out in neighborhoods that feed them, loitering in the streets. They become so dependent on handouts and lose their drive to find natural food. The longer they stay, the more territorial they become, bulling little dogs and beating up children, with their nasty hooves and antlers.

They’ll start to panhandle at every corner and run in front of every car they can.
The longer these 4 legged petri dishes hang out in the neighborhood, with their ticks, fleas, parasites, lyme and chronic wasting disease. The more likely you’ll get visitations from cougars and bears, not the cuddly kind either.

So if this all sounds peachy to you, then go ahead an feed the deer,
turn it into a deer-filled circus. It's the perfect recipe for subtle mayhem and ticking-off your neighborhood.
Here’s a YouTube video to help you fix your fence. You’re going to need it.

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